Fucked Umbrella

Haikus for the abandoned umbrellas of New York.

By Mark Radcliffe
NYC
http://markradcliffe.com
mark@markradcliffe.com

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May 10, 2012 6:22 pm

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Rainy Brooklyn street

Hope you enjoyed your evening

Pinned beneath a tire
April 4, 2012 4:55 pm

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You served me well, friend

Wait, no you fucking didn’t

Enjoy your new home
April 4, 2012 4:48 pm

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No use fighting it

It will all be over soon

Please excuse my smile
April 4, 2012 4:44 pm

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Once upon a time

You had a purpose in life

Those days are over
January 4, 2012 4:25 pm

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What’s shakin, redhead?

Your spasming, broken body?

You’re damn right it is
December 20, 2011 3:46 pm

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We could have been friends

But you preferred to suck ass

Now your neck is broke

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December 5, 2011 1:28 pm

Ooops, your dress is torn

And who broke all of your legs?

Oh, right, that was me
November 28, 2011 8:43 pm

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Singing in the rain

Through a broken trachea

And a snapped C-5
November 15, 2011 4:21 pm

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Two-for-one special

On our best pieces of crap

Sucking included
November 7, 2011 1:07 pm

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Need an ambulance?

I’ll call one soon as I’m done

Beating your brains in